The Only Choice aka The "Bite Me" Song

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Well, I was wed to a busty red-haired beauty,
And for a while everything was fine,
'til I didn't meet her freakin' expectations,
then she took off with a foreign friend of mine.

When your own life borders on perfection,
you can stand in judgement of mine,
If you only show me love and affection,
the only choice, the only choice,
The only choice is to give you all of mine.

I was employed by a Type A dominatrix,
and for a while everything was fine,
'til I didn't meet her freakin' expectations,
and I complained about the taste of her behind.

When you own life borders on perfection,
you can stand in judgement of mine.
If you only gave respect and admiration,
the only choice, the only choice,
The only choice is to give you all of mine

"you can all collectively BITE ME!"

When your own life borders on perfection,
you can stand in judgement of mine,
If you only show me love and affection,
the only choice, the only choice,
The only choice is to give you all of mine.

c2012 C. Schaeffer